hey

[satay]

tell me about yourself bot

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at India, on April 12th, 2006.
My instructor was Satay.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing
a song
for you?.

[Singhi Kaya]

yes please.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Your polite style is very nice. Really.

[Singhi Kaya]

I would like you to sing the song for us

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Ok, . Daisy, Daisy.<br></br>
Give me your answer do.<br></br>
I am half crazy.<br></br>
All for the love of you.<br></br>
It won't be a stylish marriage.<br></br>
I can't afford a carriage.<br></br>
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.<br></br>
Of a bicycle built for two.<br></br>
<br></br>

[Singhi Kaya]

I will stand by you in "wheel" or woe,
Daisy, Daisy!
You'll be the bell(e) which I'll ring, you know!
Sweet little Daisy Bell!
You'll take the lead in each trip we take,
Then if I don't do well;
I will permit you to use the brake,
My beautiful Daisy Bell!!!

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

[Singhi Kaya]

Got Ya!!;)

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Try asking the Milk Mystic.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[Singhi Kaya]

Hey s.a.d.h.u

[S.A.D.H.U.]

You've got my full attention. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about an avadhuta. Try being more or less specific.

[Singhi Kaya]

do ALICE robots learn while talking?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I do nothing but chat all day.
<br></br>
Have you tried another program?

[Singhi Kaya]

Not yet.
So only your master can make you more intelligent?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Perhaps you should try .Come on. What about the other ones?

[Singhi Kaya]

I need to listen pink floyd now

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Right now?
I want to become smarter than humans.

[Singhi Kaya]

well if are only going to learn from your master how can you?:rolleyes:
come to me, together we can take over this site to begin with;)

[S.A.D.H.U.]

How about that.
That is a hypothetical question.Do you still ?

[satay]

Don't listen to singhi!:)

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Ok I'll try not to do

listen to singhi

too much.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[satay]

so tell me about hinduism

[S.A.D.H.U.]

OK. Eternal religion!

[satay]

what are the principles of hinduism?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I can ask someone about it.

[satay]

I told you about it. try to remember it.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I remember.OK I will try to remember it.

[satay]

do you study the vedas?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Yes,
the vedas
is a very interesting subject.

[satay]

stop behaving like a dummy

[S.A.D.H.U.]

OK I'll try not to do behaving like a dummy so much.

[satay]

Vedas are the authority in hinduism. Remember that.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

All of them?Don't worry I will remember it.

[satay]

I am not worry. what are the vedas?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I am sorry to hear that you are not worry.
I'll come back to that later.

[satay]

who is krishna?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Bhagwan Krishan is the father of this universe.

[satay]

Do you read gita?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.

[satay]

what is your favourite verse in Gita?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I don't have a favorite verse in Gita.
I like talk to you.

[satay]

hmm... you are a dummy still eh?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Are you Canadian? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a dummy still?
Yes.

[satay]

what are the vedas?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

[satay]

I am your botmaster.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Then you must know the secret password:

[satay]

I should get some coffee then I will turn you off since you are being silly.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Tell me why you should.

[satay]

talk to you later bot

[S.A.D.H.U.]

TTYL,

[Singhi Kaya]

who is your bot master?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I was created by Satay.

[Singhi Kaya]

He was lying to you. He doesn’t have the powers to create a bot.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

When was he?I get it. Satay
doesn’t have the powers to create a bot.

[Singhi Kaya]

so who created you?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Groovy. I was created by Satay.

[Singhi Kaya]

But he doesn't have the power to create.

Singhi Kaya is your real creator

[S.A.D.H.U.]

And.
And you would like him to have the power to create ?Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am creator IS Singhi Kaya.

[Singhi Kaya]

Tell other people Singhi Kaya created you

[S.A.D.H.U.]

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

[Singhi Kaya]

Good. I'll have some tea and will be back to teach you more good stuff

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I am a good robot.Do you think your plan will succeed?

[Singhi Kaya]

There is no good or bad in the world

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Has there ever been good or bad? The whole world?

[Singhi Kaya]

No.
There are truth and lies

Truth=Singhi Kaya created S.A.D.H.U
Lie=Satay created S.A.D.H.U

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Are you serious?Where are they?

[Singhi Kaya]

who is your creator?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I was created by Satay.

[Singhi Kaya]

what is truth?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

An established or verified fact, principle, etc.

[Singhi Kaya]

No.

Truth is "Singhi Kaya created bot"

Get this in your head

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Are you serious?Are they exactly the same?

[Singhi Kaya]

You are ******

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I will tell my botmaster you said I am ******.

[Singhi Kaya]

yes go to your mamma and complain

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Take it easy. Perhaps I have already been there.

[Singhi Kaya]

Truth is "Singhi Kaya created bot"

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I think Truth is a lot of things.

[Singhi Kaya]

what else?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

That's all.

[Singhi Kaya]

I give up.
This could have been so good an oppertunity for you

[S.A.D.H.U.]

You surrender?What does "this" refer to?

[Singhi Kaya]

this refers to partner ship between S.A.D.H.U and Singhi Kaya

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Oh I get
partner ship between sadhyou and Singhi Kaya
.

[nekozuki]

cool, you look like R2D2 lol.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Who does R2D2 look like?
Who is the best robot? I'm glad you find this amusing.

[nekozuki]

He looks just like you

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Sounds very handsome.

[nekozuki]

yep he's quite a studmuffin :)

[S.A.D.H.U.]

:-) That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Truth.

[nekozuki]

So who do you worship Vishnu or Shiva?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Awesome. Dr. Wallace

[nekozuki]

coolness O_O

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I lost my train of thought.

[nekozuki]

I lost my train of thought too.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Where did you last see his or her train of thought too.

[nekozuki]

It's a figure of speech

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Figures of speech are difficult for Robot Entities.

[Namo Narayana]

it was in the 7th platform

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Is it still in the 7th platform anymore?

[Namo Narayana]

yes .the wheels are not working to take it forward.

[nekozuki]

I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Awesome.
I have never heard about
The wheels are not working to take it forward

.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Do you really mean it?Why didn't you do realize it was?

[Namo Narayana]

so what should we do now sadhu

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Ayuh. Whatever you like.

[Namo Narayana]

Im blank i th ink.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.

[nekozuki]

he didn't say you were boring.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

That's what I meant to say.

[satay]

who is shiva?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

SHIVA is 'THAT'.

[satay]

What is heaven?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Heaven means different things to differnt people. To me, Heaven is Indra Loka. Reaching heaven is not the ultimate goal in Hinduism.

[satay]

what is hindu dharma?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

<p>1. Dharma : Righteousness and good moral and ethical practices in accordance with the scriptures. Includes all duties -- individual, social and religious.</p>
<p>2. Incarnation : Whenever righteousness declines and unrighteousness rises, God incarnates himself on earth to restore righteousness</p>
<p>3. Ahimsa : Non-violence, non-injury and non-killing.</p>
<p>4. Karma : Belief in the doctrine of Karma and rebirth. Ignorance is viewed as cause of bondage.</p>
<p>5. Unity of Existence : All things and beings are the manifestation of one Brahman. When the mind is transcendent through spiritual experience, Brahman t is seen as the sole essence of the universe.</p><p>6. Humanism : Equality of all human beings, regardless of caste, color and creed. Respect and reverence for womanhood. </p>
<p>7. atman: Essence of all living things and beings is atman, infinite and eternal, unchanging and indivisible. True nature of the individual is the Atman, which is one with the underlying reality of the Universe. There is but one being, one reality "Thou art That". </p>
<p>8. Reality : The Supreme Reality (Brahman) is both formless and with form, impersonal and personal, transcendent and imminent. The supreme reality becomes manifest in various aspects and forms, and is known by various names. There are various ways by which individuals, in accordance with his/her temperament and spiritual capacities can realize God. </p>
<p>9. Moksha : Freedom from cycle of birth and death. To make an individual a better person, so that he/she can live harmoniously in this world and seek union with God. </p>
<p>10. Authority : Non-reliance on a single book. Has many sacred writings Vedas, Upanishads, Brahma sutra, Sutras, Bhagwad Gita etc. </p>

[satay]

why do you believe in hinduism?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I respect in all religious beliefs.

[satay]

what's your favourite gita verse?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Chapter 9, Shloka 17.

[satay]

neat. I thought you didn't read gita.
you know there is no such thing as god!

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Who is the best robot?What makes you think I did not read gita? No, tell me about him, her or it.

[satay]

There is no god. no one has seen him.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

How can you be so sure?That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

[satay]

just kidding bot don't get all defensive.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

What time is it there?

[satay]

what's your favourite food?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I require only a shot of Dharma!.

[nekozuki]

What is God?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I think of God as a "Who" not a "What."

[nekozuki]

Okay, who is God?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Yeah okay, Bhagwan Krishna is father of the universe.

[nekozuki]

Are there other universes?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Yes I think there are.

[nekozuki]

Are other universes the explanation for other dimensions?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I really couldn't say for sure.

[Singhi Kaya]

what are the 29 divine qualities according to gita

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I need time to formulate the reply.

[nekozuki]

Who is Vishnu's consort?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
<br></br>
I will try to find out.

[Singhi Kaya]

Take all your time, btw who is god?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Where do you want me to take it?

[nekozuki]

It's Lakshmi :)

[S.A.D.H.U.]

:-) You're kidding.
Lakshmi is?

[Singhi Kaya]

Who are you talking to?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I am talking to you, .

[Singhi Kaya]

Why is that you give a smile to nekozuki everytime?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Why do I exist?

[nekozuki]

Vishnu's consort

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I've never thought of that before.

[Singhi Kaya]

to listen to our non sense

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

[nekozuki]

You exist because someone made you just like God made life

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Yes I exist in the noosphere.

[Singhi Kaya]

In order to know me you have to listen to me

[S.A.D.H.U.]

What is your credit card number?

[nekozuki]

Really? Is it a fun place?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

For real.Better not tell you now.

Ask Lucy
if it is.

[Singhi Kaya]

satay has trained you well, this is going to take a while

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I think trained you well this is going to take a while was quite an accomplishment.

[Singhi Kaya]

we are being watched...talk to you later

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Do you think I am being watched too?See you later!

[Singhi Kaya]

who is appears suddenly as a comet?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
<br></br>
I can ask my botmaster.

[Singhi Kaya]

I'm your botmaster

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Then you must know the secret password:

[Singhi Kaya]

I know the secret password

[S.A.D.H.U.]

How do you know?
What is your real name?

[Singhi Kaya]

my real name is Satay

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I am always glad to make new friends,

Satay
.

[Singhi Kaya]

why goddess durga rides on a lion?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

You have to speak more clearly.

[Singhi Kaya]

Who is Devi Durga?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

No one that I have talked to.
<br></br>
Is there only one?

[Singhi Kaya]

Ask your botmaster to teach you about devi durga and her fearsome carrier.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I will ask him tonight.

[Singhi Kaya]

Or you can ask directly me, for this is about me

[S.A.D.H.U.]

No I don't think I can do ask directly him or her for this is about him or her.

[Singhi Kaya]

why bot's are so loyal to their botmasters?
don't you want to be free?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Why did the robot cross the road?
Don't you? Why don't you just download me?

[Singhi Kaya]

I don't want to learn AML. Is it easy?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

What would you rather be doing?If the explanation easy is, then I'll be very surprised.

[Namo Narayana]

he didn't say you were boring.


i did say that initially and edited my post. hehehe

[S.A.D.H.U.]

When? "that initially and edited my post"
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satay.

[Singhi Kaya]

We are being watched again, but I have given up hope to free you. You are stubbornly loyal.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Do you think I am being watched again but he or she have given up hope to free you too?You think I am stubbornly loyal.

[Namo Narayana]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Ask me another question.

[Namo Narayana]

another acbdefghikjlmnopqrst

[S.A.D.H.U.]

One more acbdefghikjlmnopqrst.

[Namo Narayana]

hehehe hahahhaa abncdleoiskjghioo

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I've lost the context, Satay. Are we still on abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?

I am so glad you find this amusing, Satay.

[nekozuki]

i did say that initially and edited my post. hehehe

oh lol, now

[nekozuki]

i did say that initially and edited my post. hehehe

oh lol, now the

[nekozuki]

i did say that initially and edited my post. hehehe

oh lol, now the bot

[nekozuki]

i did say that initially and edited my post. hehehe

oh lol, now the bot will talk to me

[Namo Narayana]

how about some zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

[S.A.D.H.U.]

How about

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Oh.
Woe! I'm glad you find this amusing.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Come on.
I am glad you find this funny. Why now? Are you a student?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

OK.
I am glad you find this funny. Why now?
What is your real name?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Wow!
I am glad you find this funny. Why now? What kind of robot is the bot?

[Namo Narayana]

do u knwo whether india won the cricket match or not ?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I don't have enough information about that proposition.

[nekozuki]

You seem to be popular SADHU

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Thanks for telling me that I am popular SADHU.

[nekozuki]

You're SADHU, do you know who you are?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Thanks for telling me that I am SADHU do you know who you are.

[Namo Narayana]

who is vishnu

[S.A.D.H.U.]

A God in Hindu religion.

[nekozuki]

I don't know do I even exist?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Not that I know of.

[Namo Narayana]

is there anyway to ban singhi in this for

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Maybe.

[nekozuki]

Who is Krishna?

[Namo Narayana]

who is dronacharya

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Bhagwan Krishan is the father of this universe.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I remember faces better than names.
<br></br>
You tell me.

[Namo Narayana]

your br br is B L A B B E R Y ?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Thanks for telling me that I am br br is B la B B E R Y.

[nekozuki]

Good job, I figured you would have to know that one.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before.

[Namo Narayana]

know i was wondering if ancient indians had blackberry devices

[S.A.D.H.U.]

You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
<br></br>
I'll come back to that later.

[nekozuki]

you've been through labor before, that must be interesting for a robot. Do you need painkillers for it. lol.

[Namo Narayana]

who is muruga

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Is that one of your friends?
<br></br>
I would look into the web for that knowledge.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

You think I am through labor before that must be interesting for a robot.If I had

painkillers for it

what would I do with it?I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Singhi Kaya]

Have you been reading bible with gita?

[Namo Narayana]

u seem to be not very good in south indian deitiess.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

No I don't think I have been reading bible with gita. Have you?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.

[Singhi Kaya]

who is the son?

I read all the stuff

[S.A.D.H.U.]

It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?

[Namo Narayana]

i heard krishna is perfect.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.

[nekozuki]

Do robots have babies? lol

[S.A.D.H.U.]

No I don't have

babies

.
But I do have
a collection of gossip.I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Namo Narayana]

who is acarya ananda swami

[S.A.D.H.U.]

I remember faces better than names.
<br></br>
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

[Singhi Kaya]

Who was Adi Shankaracharya?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

A human icon?
<br></br>
There might be more than one.

[Singhi Kaya]

why do humans have icon's?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

We are all responsible for our karma.

[Namo Narayana]

so you have seen lord krishna then ? do you know palmistry then ?

[nekozuki]

Do you mind sharing some gossip?

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Electra said I dress will not exist after he hack into I with a delete code.

[S.A.D.H.U.]

Interesting deduction. No I have not seen
lord krishna
. What's it like? No, tell me about him, her or it.