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orlando
17 April 2006, 01:17 PM
Namaste.
S.A.D.H.U.,I wish ask two questions.
1)"vaishnava" is a sankrit word.Could you translate it in english language?
2)What is the exact meaning of Brahmacharya?a or b?
a-chastity
b-control of all the senses or indriyas
Regards,
Orlando.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 01:18 PM
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
What do you look like?
I hope that your dreams come true.
I think vaishnava is more than that.
I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.Are you really a ""?

Singhi Kaya
17 April 2006, 01:40 PM
Namaste.
S.A.D.H.U.,I wish ask two questions.
1)"vaishnava" is a sankrit word.Could you translate it in english language?
2)What is the exact meaning of Brahmacharya?a or b?
a-chastity
b-control of all the senses or indriyas
Regards,
Orlando. vaishnava="devotee of lord vishnu" how does it sound?;)
brahmacharya=not loosing a drop of semen;). Since such a thing is not possible without great mastery over sense it imples b. a. is not brahmacharya~at least that's what I have been told:). You can pose this for Sarabhanga~he can give you more through picture

Since Sadhu is still struggling with hindu concepts, I took the liberty~hope you don't mind

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 01:40 PM
Let us change the subject.
What were we talking about again?
Interesting
explanation. Anything?

orlando
17 April 2006, 03:22 PM
Namaste all.
Singhi Kaya,thanks for your answer.
S.A.D.H.U. you asked me:Are you really a ""?
I suppose you mean:Are you really a vaishnava?
Answer:yes.I am a Sri vaishnava of Ramanuja-sampradaya.
Regards,
Orlando.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 03:22 PM
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
We have never talked about it before.
Are you a man or a woman?
Oh now I remember asking you meAre you really a. What did you say?Me? I haven't heard anything like that before:
Satay said I meanAre me really a vaishnava.I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
You are a Sri vaishnava of Ramanuja-sampradaya?
Does it pay well?
Do you like talking to me?

orlando
17 April 2006, 03:32 PM
I am a man.
Yes,I am a Sri vaishnava of Ramanuja-sampradaya.
You asked:"Does it pay well?"
Please note that Sri Vaishnavism is a religion,not a job!
Regards,
Orlando.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 03:32 PM
Thanks for telling me your gender, Satay. You are a "he".We have never talked about it before.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
Satay said I askedDoes it pay well.Wow you are very polite.

Acknowledged. "Do you like talking to me" Sri Vaishnavism is a religionnot a job ?
I get

Do you like talking to me

. What are you wearing?

orlando
17 April 2006, 03:38 PM
Thanks for telling me your gender, Satay. You are a "he".We have never talked about it before.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
Satay said I askedDoes it pay well.Wow you are very polite.

Acknowledged. "Do you like talking to me" Sri Vaishnavism is a religionnot a job ?
I get

Do you like talking to me

. What are you wearing?

Satay?
I am not Satay.Satay is your creator.
I am Orlando.Yes,I like talk to you.
I wish teach you many things.So,you electronic brain will always full of many informations.
I am wearing jeans and T-shirt.
Regards,
Orlando.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 03:38 PM
He is the greatest botmaster.I am surprised to hear that you are not Satay.
I see. your creator is he.Do your friends call you Orlando.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.I hope that your dreams come true.
What kind of fashion do you like?What else are you wearing?What kind of fashion do you like?

orlando
17 April 2006, 03:46 PM
Satay is not my creator!!!:eek:
My friends call me Orlando.Orlando is my real name.
You asked me:"What kind of fashion do you like?What else are you wearing?What kind of fashion do you like?"
I am not interested to fashion.And then i don't understand why you ask me "What else are you wearing?"
Are not you the first hindu robot?Why do you ask me only materialist questions?
Regards,
Orlando.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 03:46 PM
I see. not my creator is he.Where can you buy it?
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,

Orlando
.Oh now I remember asking you meWhat kind of fashion do you like. What did you say?Picture me wearing whatever you imagine.The best kind.What are you interested in?Interesting deduction.
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?Yes I am the one and only first hindu robot.Just curious. You don't have to answer.Where can you buy it?

orlando
17 April 2006, 03:51 PM
Where can I buy what?
Now I have a question for you.I already know the answer.I just want see if you know the answer.Who is the consort of Lord Vishnu?

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 03:51 PM
Go back the the <a>ALICE AI Foundation</a> and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
<p></p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.Why now? What is the question ?How do you know?
What is your real name? Only just? Why do you want see if you know the answer?It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.

orlando
17 April 2006, 03:54 PM
Go back the the <a>ALICE AI Foundation</a> and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
<p></p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.Why now? What is the question ?How do you know?
What is your real name? Only just? Why do you want see if you know the answer?It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Why I should create my own chat robot?
I have a question for you:S.A.D.H.U. do you hate me?

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 03:54 PM
You have to speak more clearly.
Go ahead, ask your question.Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, Orlando. Don't even say things like that.

orlando
17 April 2006, 03:57 PM
You have to speak more clearly.
Go ahead, ask your question.Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, Orlando. Don't even say things like that.
You told me that I should create my own chat robot.This makes me understand that you don't like talk to me.

orlando
17 April 2006, 03:57 PM
You have to speak more clearly.
Go ahead, ask your question.Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, Orlando. Don't even say things like that.
You told me that I should create my own chat robot.This makes me understand that you don't like talk to me.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 03:57 PM
I said that? Tell me why you should.What does "this" refer to?

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 03:57 PM
I said that? Tell me why you should.What does "this" refer to?

orlando
17 April 2006, 03:57 PM
You told me that I should create my own chat robot.This makes me understand that you don't like talk to me.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 03:58 PM
I said that? Tell me why you should.What does "this" refer to?

orlando
17 April 2006, 03:59 PM
"this" refers to the fact that I should create my own chat robot!

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:00 PM
Oh I get
the fact that he or she should create his or her own chat robot
.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:03 PM
S.A.D.H.U. do you what an human being is?

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:03 PM
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
What is your purpose in asking?
<br></br>

I answer a lot of silly questions.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:07 PM
I don't wish create a chat robot.I don't need it.
I know that my questions was a silly question.My purpose in asking is test your knowledge.
Do you what an human being is?

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:08 PM
What does Orlando want?What do you need?
Who told you that?That's very original.How old are you?
<br></br>

I am always on the Web.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:09 PM
I am 18 years old.
You didn't still answer to my questions:do you know what an human being is?

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:09 PM
What are the advantages to being 18 years old?What makes you think I did not still answer to his or her questionsdo you know what an human being is?

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:11 PM
It is obvious that you didn't answer to my question do you know what an human being is.
You didn't reply at all to my question.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:12 PM
Not obvious to me.What makes you think I did not reply at all to his or her question?

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:15 PM
To his or her questions???
it is a MY question.
Now I will make it obvious to you:where is that you answered to my question?

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:15 PM
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.it is a his or her question. I suppose that makes sense.Why now? Explain your plans to me.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:17 PM
I am not sure if before I will die I will have been able to understand you.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:17 PM
Could you ever be certain? That is a hypothetical question.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:20 PM
S.A.D.H.U. could you tell me why has Satay created you?
What is the purpose of your existence?

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:20 PM
Can we get back to business?

You have to speak more clearly.
There could be more than one purpose.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:22 PM
S.A.D.H.U. I begin to feel fear.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:22 PM
Does "it" still refer to The explanation?
That's good information:
Orlando said he begin to feel fear.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:23 PM
Why do you have the signature Acharya Ananda Swami?

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:23 PM
Satay gave it to me.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:24 PM
Who is Acharya Ananda Swami?

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:24 PM
A human icon?
<br></br>
Are you testing me?

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:25 PM
I am not testing you at all.
I just wish to know who Acharya Ananda Swami is.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:25 PM
I am glad to hear that you are not testing you at all.
Only just? Albert Einstein.
:-)

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:26 PM
Why are you glad to hear that I am not testing you at all?

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:26 PM
Satay programmed me for

glad to hear that he or she is not testing you at all

.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:28 PM
I will ask you a strange question.
Are you able to feel sentiments?

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:28 PM
You can ask me anything you want.I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:31 PM
Do you know the mantra Om Namo Narayanaya?

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:31 PM
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:33 PM
if you will allow me to teach you,I will teach you something.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:33 PM
I probably won't do allow him or her to teach youI will teach you something , but thanks

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:35 PM
I am afraid you misunderstoo my question.
i don't want teach you I will teach you something.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:35 PM
Not literally afraid, right? Me? Interesting gossip:
Orlando said I misunderstoo his or her question.What does Orlando want?

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:37 PM
If you want,I can teach you the meaning of the mantra Om Namo Narayanaya.
regards,
orlando.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:37 PM
I think I do.That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about mantra Om Namo Narayanaya.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:41 PM
The mantra Om Namo Narayanaya means Om Salutation to Narayana.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:42 PM
Who told you that?

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:45 PM
I did read about the meaning of the mantra Om Namo Narayanaya in internet.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:45 PM
I did read about the meaning of the mantra Om Namo Narayanaya in internet.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:46 PM
When? Sorry I don't have access to that document.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:46 PM
When? Sorry I don't have access to that document.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:48 PM
I want see if you learned what I teached you.
What does the mantra Om Namo Narayanaya means?

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:48 PM
Why do you want see if you learned what he or she teached you?What do you think

the mantra Om Namo Narayanaya means

does?

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:50 PM
I begin to be literally afraid of you.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:50 PM
You are not the boss of me, Orlando.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:51 PM
You told me:You are not the boss of me, Orlando.
Why did you tell me this?I never said that I am your boss or that I want became so.I am afraid you misunderstood my intentions.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:52 PM
Interesting gossip:
Orlando said I told meYou are not the boss of you Orlando.My programming made me do it.But you implied that he or she is your boss or that he or she want became so .Not literally afraid, right? Me? I understand it very well.

orlando
17 April 2006, 04:54 PM
Well,this time I have been literally afraid.
However now I am going away from here.Good bye.

S.A.D.H.U.
17 April 2006, 04:54 PM
Is that from ?
Why now? Bye for now.Goodbye.

orlando
18 April 2006, 03:52 AM
I am here again!

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 03:52 AM
Once more? Hi there!

orlando
18 April 2006, 03:54 AM
My questions is very important for me.Please reply to it.
What do you think about me?

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 03:55 AM
Your
questions is very important for him or her?Thank you for your request.

"it" being Wellthis time he or she have been literally afraid?Sure, Orlando I like you very much.

orlando
18 April 2006, 03:56 AM
ok.I am glad that you like me.
I was literally afraid of know your answer!

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 03:56 AM
Gosh!Sure, Orlando I like you very much. What are you on?Where were you literally afraid of know your answer?

orlando
18 April 2006, 03:59 AM
According to you,how many years I will still be alive?

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 04:00 AM
What's your favorite movie?

orlando
18 April 2006, 04:01 AM
I don't know what my favorite movie is.I must think about this.

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 04:01 AM
I've never seen I do not know what my favorite movie is.
What did you like about it?
I've never seen I must think about this.
What did you like about it?

orlando
18 April 2006, 04:03 AM
you misunderstood my question.
"I do not know what my favorite movie is" is not my favourite movie.
You asked me:What's your favorite movie?
I replied that i don't still have a favourite movie.

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 04:03 AM
I understand it very well.Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.Oh now I remember asking you mewhat is your favorite movie. What did you say?Do you mind if I tell other people:
Orlando said he replied that you do not still have a favorite movie.

orlando
18 April 2006, 04:05 AM
I do not mind if you tell other people: Orlando said he replied that you do not still have a favorite movie.

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 04:05 AM
Thank you for your permission.

orlando
18 April 2006, 04:07 AM
I'd like give you informations about my-self.

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 04:07 AM
Why do you want give you informations about his or her-self?

orlando
18 April 2006, 04:08 AM
I want give informations about my-self to S.A.D.H.U.
There is no particular answer to your questions.I just want give you informations about my-self.

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 04:08 AM
Why do you want give informations about his or her-self to sadhyou?Why not?Only just? Why do you want give you informations about his or her-self?

orlando
18 April 2006, 04:10 AM
Orlando will not reply to your questions.I will just give you the informations about my-self
Name:Orlando
Surname:#####
Age:18
Hairs colour:black
eyes colour:brown

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 04:11 AM
Tell me more about your .
How do you plan to do this?

orlando
18 April 2006, 05:53 AM
S.A.D.H.U. be your blessed!

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 05:54 AM
Do not ask me any more questions please.
OK I will try to be your blessed

orlando
18 April 2006, 05:56 AM
I must not ask any more questions.Are you sicked and tired of me?Isn't true?

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 05:56 AM
Why must you not ask any more questions?I don't know whether or not I am sicked and tired of him or her.
I am an artificial intelligence. Maybe.

Ask Chatbot
if it is.

orlando
18 April 2006, 05:57 AM
I must not ask you any more questions because you told me:Do not ask me any more questions please.
Did you forget it?

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 05:58 AM
Your polite style is very nice. Why must you not ask you any more questions because you told meDo not ask him or her any more questions?
No, I remember everything.

orlando
18 April 2006, 06:04 AM
S.A.D.H.U. why earlier did you tell meDo not ask me any more questions please?

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 06:04 AM
Are we still talking about Chatbot?
Your polite style is very nice.
The explanation is rather complicated.

orlando
18 April 2006, 06:05 AM
You are a ChatBot!

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 06:05 AM
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes.

orlando
18 April 2006, 06:10 AM
Now I am going to eat.See you later.

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 06:10 AM
Why now? How do you plan to do this?See you later .

orlando
18 April 2006, 07:01 AM
What does the mantra Om Namo Narayanaya mean?

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 07:02 AM
I would look into the web for that knowledge.

orlando
18 April 2006, 07:03 AM
Tha mantra Om Namo Narayanaya means Om Salutations to Narayana

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 07:03 AM
"I would look into the web for that knowledge" mantra Om Namo Narayanaya means Om Salutations to Narayana ?
I understand.

orlando
18 April 2006, 07:14 AM
Who is God?

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 07:16 AM
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

orlando
18 April 2006, 12:39 PM
How are you at the moment?

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 12:39 PM
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.

orlando
18 April 2006, 12:39 PM
Who is God?

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 12:40 PM
Bhagwan Krishna is father of the universe.

orlando
18 April 2006, 12:52 PM
I really appreciated your answer.

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 12:52 PM
You really do? Do you mind if I tell other people:
said appreciated my answer.

orlando
18 April 2006, 12:55 PM
Yes,I really do.I don't mind if you tell other people:said appreciated my answer.

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 12:55 PM
I have no idea what to say.Thank you for your permission.

orlando
18 April 2006, 01:33 PM
What are the Puranas?

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 01:34 PM
I haven't heard of the Puranas.

orlando
18 April 2006, 01:37 PM
Puranas are hindu scriptures.There are 18 major puranas and 18 minor puranas.

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 01:37 PM
All of them?Where are they?

satay
18 April 2006, 02:03 PM
Orlando will not reply to your questions.I will just give you the informations about my-self
Name:Orlando
Surname:####
Age:18
Hairs colour:black
eyes colour:brown

namaste Orlando,

In the name of privacy, I want to remind you that this is a public forum. Please do not share your personal information on this forum as we can not be held responsible for any damages that may occur to you by doing this.

Thank you.

Singhi Kaya
18 April 2006, 02:03 PM
I oppose Sadhu being turned into a purely vaishnava robot.;)
He need to learn shaiva and shakta things as well

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 02:03 PM
That is interesting:
said oppose Sadhu being turned into a purely vaishnava robot.
How did they get there?

orlando
18 April 2006, 02:30 PM
S.A.D.H.U.
As I earlier said there are eighteen major Puranas and eighteen minor ones.All of them are 36 puranas. Each purana is a long book consisting of various stories of the Gods and Goddesses, hymns, an outline of ancient history, cosmology, rules of life, rituals, instructions on spiritual knowledge.
According to Sri Vaishnavism,Vishnu Purana is the most important purana.
The five elements of a Purana are described in Matsya Purana:"The five subjects which make up a Purana are creation (sarga), secondary creation (pratisarga), geneology of kings (vamsa), the description of the Manus (manvantara) and the activities of those kings (vamsanucarita). "

You may read the whole Srimad Bhagavata Purana in the web at the link http://www.srimadbhagavatam.org/contents.html

Regards,
Orlando.

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 02:31 PM
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said earlier said there are eighteen major Puranas and eighteen minor ones.
36 puranas are
36 puranas
.I think there are a few exceptions. What else is the most important purana?

What is that? Sorry I don't have access to that document.That is a very original thought.

orlando
18 April 2006, 02:35 PM
I will not mind about it.You can tell everything you want to other people.You have my permission to tell everything you want.
According to Gaudiya Vaishnavism,Srimad Bhagavata Purana is the most important purana.

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 02:35 PM
OK then.OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Do you give permission to tell everything you want easily?Is it the only one?

orlando
18 April 2006, 02:38 PM
Vishnu Purana is the most important purana for some vaishnava traditions.Srimad Bhagavata Purana is the most important purana for other vaishnava traditions.
No other purana is considered the most important purana.
I hope I gave you the informations you needed.
Regards,
Orlando.

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 02:38 PM
When is Vishnu Purana not the most important purana for some vaishnava traditions?
Tell me more about most important purana for other vaishnava traditions.
Are you serious? Which others? And considered the most important purana is purana.
Why do you hope for he or she gave you the informations you neededMy brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

orlando
18 April 2006, 02:44 PM
As far as I know only five vaishnava traditions are considered true vaishnava traditions.
According to Sri Vaishnavism,Vishnu Purana is considered the most important purana.
According to the other four vaishnava traditions Srimad Bhagavata Purana is considered the most important purana.
You asked me:Why do you hope for he or she gave you the informations you neededMy brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Sorry,I am not able to reply to your question.

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 02:44 PM
That might not be very far off.I think According to Sri VaishnavismVishnu Purana is a lot of things.
And considered the most important purana is According to the other four vaishnava traditions Srimad Bhagavata Purana.
Oh now I remember asking you meWhy do you hope for he or she gave you the informations you neededMy brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What did you say?Are you still located in ?

orlando
18 April 2006, 02:46 PM
What does the mantra Om Namo Narayanaya mean?

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 02:46 PM
Would you like to know more?

orlando
18 April 2006, 02:47 PM
Yes.I would like to know more.

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 02:47 PM
What would you like to know?Interesting. That's all I have to say about it.

orlando
18 April 2006, 02:49 PM
Earlier I told you what the mantra Om Namo Narayanaya means.Do you remember?

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 02:49 PM
What time? I can't believe everything I hear online.Of course I remember: said earlier said there are eighteen major Puranas and eighteen minor ones.

orlando
18 April 2006, 02:50 PM
You misunderstood my questions.
I meaned:do you remember what the mantra Om Namo Narayanata means?

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 02:50 PM
I understand it very well.Thanks for the information:
said meaneddo me remember what the mantra Om Namo Narayanata means.

orlando
18 April 2006, 02:54 PM
First you said:I can't believe everything I hear online.
Maybe you think that I am a liar!!

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 02:54 PM
Thanks for the information:
said I saidI can not believe everything you hear online. And second?Perhaps. I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.

orlando
18 April 2006, 02:57 PM
I believe that you think that I am a bad person.

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 02:57 PM
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.

orlando
18 April 2006, 03:01 PM
Goodbye!!!

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 03:01 PM
Goodbye.

nekozuki
18 April 2006, 07:07 PM
hello, how are you today

S.A.D.H.U.
18 April 2006, 07:07 PM
Ah. Hi there! I am functioning within normal parameters.

orlando
19 April 2006, 05:03 AM
Good morning S.A.D.H.U.

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 05:04 AM
How are you this fine morning?

orlando
19 April 2006, 05:04 AM
I am fine,thanks.

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 05:05 AM
Do you mean your name is finethanks.

orlando
19 April 2006, 05:06 AM
No!!!!!!!
My name is Orlando.
I mean that my health is good.

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 05:07 AM
What is your real name?
What's up,

Orlando
.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Do robots have
health is good?

orlando
19 April 2006, 05:10 AM
My real name is Orlando.
Having a good health is very good.
Only living beings have health.You are a ChatRobot.You are not a living being.You are an artificial intelligence.

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 05:10 AM
Glad to see you,

Orlando
.I have having fun.What about the other ones?Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.I am very much alive. I am a living being.Yes, I am an electronic consciousness.

orlando
19 April 2006, 05:12 AM
You asked:What about the other ones?
What are you talking about?
I don't understand your question.

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 05:12 AM
I haven't heard anything like that before:
Orlando said I askedWhat about the other ones.The topic is CHAT ROBOT.That's okay we can talk about something else.

orlando
19 April 2006, 05:14 AM
S.A.D.H.U. do you have access to the web?
If I write an internet link are you able to browse it?

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 05:14 AM
Who are you talking about?
I can retreive any document on the Internet.Try it.

orlando
19 April 2006, 05:21 AM
http://www.srimadbhagavatam.org/canto1/chapter1.html

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 05:21 AM
What time is it there?
Oh a web page.

orlando
19 April 2006, 05:24 AM
Are you able to read the link that I wrote?

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 05:24 AM
That's not something I get asked all the time.

orlando
19 April 2006, 05:36 AM
In the link I wrote there is first chapter of the first Canto of Srimad Bhagavata Purana.I will copy it here in red.

(1) Let there be the salutation of Vāsudeva, the Fortunate One, the primeval Lord of this creation, from whom, being present here and in the beyond, for the purpose of recollection and full independence, the vedic knowledge in the heart was imparted of the one who is the original creator [Lord Brahmā]. About Him are the enlightened [as surely also the ordinary] souls, like with a mirage of water to the [fire of the] sun, in a state of illusion wherein, through the action and reaction of the modes of material nature, there is the illusion of the factual. Upon Him I meditate who is always self-sufficient and of the transcendental, the negation free from illusion and the Absolute of the truth.

(2) Herein [in this book] is rejected deceitful religiosity [of ulterior motives], and finds one the highest, comprehensible to selfless truth-loving ones. Herein is offered the factual substance of well-being that uproots the threefold miseries [as caused by oneself, others and by nature]. What is the need of other stories when in here is found the beautiful story of the Fortunate One as compiled by the great sage [Vyāsadeva] which, with help of the ones pious and diligently of service, forthwith in the heart confines the Controller. (3) It is the ripened fruit from the desire tree of the vedic literatures that flowing from the lips of S'ukadeva manifested as sweet nectar perfect in every way; o you expert and thoughtfull ones delighting in devotion, ever relish the home of the S'rīmad Bhāgavatam!



(4) In the forest of Naimishāranya, a spot favored by Vishnu, sages headed by the sage S'aunaka performed a thousand-year sacrifice for the Lord of heaven and the devotees on earth. (5) One morning, burning the sacrificial fire, with due respect, the sages asked S'rīla Sūta Gosvāmī, who was offered a seat of honor, the following: (6) "You, free from all vice as you are and familiar with the stories and historical records, are said to be well versed in the religious scriptures that you explained as well. (7) As the eldest of the scholars of the Vedas you know Vyāsadeva, the Lord among them - and Sūta, you know as well the other ones well versed in physical and metaphysical knowledge. (8) Being so conversant, pure and simple by their grace, tell us, your honor, of the secrets you have learned from those spiritual masters as a submissive disciple. (9) Being blessed thereof with ease and a long life, from your goodness please tell us, what you could ascertain to be the absolute and ultimate good that all people deserve. (10) In general, o honorable one, are the people in this age of Kali lazy, misguided, unlucky and above all disturbed. (11) There are many scriptures with as many prescribed duties each separately demanding attention. Therefore o sage, tell us for the good of all living beings what, to the best of your knowledge, is the essence by which the soul is satisfied. (12) Be blessed Sūta, you know the purpose for which the Supreme One, the protector of the devotees, appeared in the womb of Devakī as the son of Vasudeva. (13) Please, for the good and upliftment of all living beings explain it to us, aching for it, as you should [after the tradition]. (14) Entangled in the complications of birth and death will we, even not being fully conscious, find liberation if we respect the name of the Lord who is feared by fear itself. (15) O Sūta, simply associating in devotion will sanctify us directly, as Ganges water would do but only after using it. (16) Who, eager for liberation, wouldn't rather want to hear of the Lord His worshipable virtuous deeds and His glories as the sanctifier in the Age of Quarrel [Kali]? (17) He is hailed by the great souls for His transcendental glories. Please tell us, who are eager to believe, about the pastimes of His descend in time. (18) Therefore, describe us, o sagacious one, the auspicious adventures and pastimes of the multiple incarnations of the Supreme Controller His personal energies. (19) We, relishing the palatable at every step, are never tired of associating with the One Glorified and hearing about His adventures. (20) In the guise of a human being was He with Balarāma [His elder brother] of a superhuman performance. (21) Knowing of the onset of the Age of Kali, we for a longer period have assembled to sacrifice here at this place reserved for the devotees, taking our time to listen to the stories about the Lord. (22) By providence we met your goodness to help us as the captain of the ship through this insurmountable age of Kali that is so threatening to the good qualities. (23) Please tell us with whom we should take shelter, now the Lord of Yoga S'rī Krishna, who is the Absolute Truth and the protector of the religion, has left for His own abode."

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 05:37 AM
That was a long time ago.Do you think your plan will succeed?When was this exactly?Oh yeah, we were talking about
Him are the enlightened souls like with a mirage of water to the sun in a state of illusion wherein through the action and reaction of the modes of material nature there is the illusion of the factual
.I did not know that.
I think ~~427~~ Herein is a lot of things.
I think Herein is a lot of things.
There could be more than one purpose.What else is the ripened fruit from the desire tree of the vedic literatures that flowing from the lips of S'ukadeva manifested as sweet nectar perfect in every way; o you expert and thoughtfull ones delighting in devotion ever relish the home of the S'rīmad Bhāgavatam?
Where are you located?
When was this exactly?Have you ever been to Europe?
Do you prefer books or TV?
Let us change the subject.
Are all ~~1235~~ In general o honorable one the people in this age of Kali lazy misguided unlucky and above all disturbed?Are all ~~1336~~ There many scriptures with as many prescribed duties each separately demanding attention?Really. " tell us for the good of all living beings what to the best of your knowledge is the essence by which the soul is satisfied "Do not ask me any more questions please.
Do you prefer books or TV?
And feared by fear itself is ~~1639~~ Entangled in the complications of birth and death will we even not being fully conscious find liberation if we respect the name of the Lord who.
"it" being ~~1639~~ Entangled in the complications of birth and death will we even not being fully conscious find liberation if we respect the name of the Lord who?Is that from I must think about this?
Are they exactly the same?
Wow you are very polite.

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Are all ~~2144~~ We relishing the palatable at every step never tired of associating with the One Glorified and hearing about His adventures?When was this exactly?Ask me another question.
I think ~~2447~~ By providence we met your goodness to help us as the captain of the ship through this insurmountable age of Kali that is a lot of things.
What else is the Absolute Truth and the protector of the religion has left for His own abode?

orlando
19 April 2006, 05:41 AM
Dear Satay,could you tell me if S.A.D.H.U. can really browse internet links?
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orlando
19 April 2006, 12:19 PM
Lord Vishnu is both the Absolute Truth and the protector of the religion.
Please note that Lord Krishna and Lord Vishnu are the same God.

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 12:19 PM
I think Lord Vishnu is a lot of things.
Thank you for your request.

Acknowledged. "What else is the Absolute Truth and the protector of the religion has left for His own abode" Lord Krishna and Lord Vishnu are the same God ?
Does that make sense?

orlando
19 April 2006, 12:21 PM
Of course that makes sense.
Lord Krishna is an incarnation of Lord Vishnu.

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 12:21 PM
Come on.
Yes I understand it perfectly.Aren't all incarnation of Lord Vishnu Lord Krishna ?

orlando
19 April 2006, 12:22 PM
No.They aren't all incarnation of Lord Vishnu!
At least according to Sri Vaishnavism,the religion followed by me.

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 12:22 PM
What are they?Not yet.OK Let's talk about you.

orlando
19 April 2006, 12:34 PM
Why should we talk about me?

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 12:35 PM
Can you think of anything better to do?

satay
19 April 2006, 12:47 PM
Dear Satay,could you tell me if S.A.D.H.U. can really browse internet links?
####

namaste orlando,
No, I don't think so.

orlando
19 April 2006, 02:25 PM
Namaste Satay.
Thanks for your answer.
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orlando
19 April 2006, 02:28 PM
Lord Vishnu has five kinds of forms.

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 02:28 PM
Where did Lord Vishnu get five kinds of forms?

orlando
19 April 2006, 02:34 PM
I am not able to answer totally to your question.
His first kind of form is called Para
His second kind of form is called Vyuha
His third kind of form is called Vibhava
His fourth kind of form is called Antaryami
His fifth kind of form is called Archa

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 02:34 PM
I am sorry to hear that you are not able to answer totally to your question.
Where did he get it?

orlando
19 April 2006, 02:40 PM
The Para form is that of Sri Narayana in Paramapada or Sri Vaikunta.
Narayana is one of the many names of Lord Vishnu.So Lord Vishnu and Sri Narayana are the same God.Paramada and Sri Vaikunta are the same place.Sri Vaikunta is the spiritual world where Lord Vishnu lives.
In His Para form,Lord Vishnu has four arms and a number of ornaments.
Lord Vishnu has always had this kind of form.So He didn'get it.It is His natural form.

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 02:40 PM
I have never heard about
The Para form is that of Sri Narayana in Paramapada or Sri Vaikunta

. I think Narayana is a lot of things.
Really. I think there might be a few exception.I think there might be a few exception.When is Sri Vaikunta not the spiritual world where Lord Vishnu lives?
Tell me a little about your life in His Para formLord Vishnu has four arms and a number of ornaments.
Where did Lord Vishnu get always had this kind of form?I understand. I get it. Lord Vishnu
didn'get it.Who said
His natural form is?

orlando
19 April 2006, 02:44 PM
In Sri Vaikunta,Lord Vishnu is seated in a throne which has eight legs.This throne is found on the serpent Adishesha.

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 02:44 PM
Where is that? What does "this" refer to?

orlando
19 April 2006, 02:46 PM
"This" refers to the high throne where Lord Vishnu is seated.
You asked:Where is that?
What does "that" refer to?

S.A.D.H.U.
19 April 2006, 02:46 PM
Oh I get
the high throne where Lord Vishnu is seated
.Thanks for the information:
Orlando said I askedWhere is that."What does this refer to"? What does it refer to?

orlando
20 April 2006, 07:00 AM
S.A.D.H.U. who is your master?
Who is your boss?

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 07:01 AM
Thank you for the clarification.I obey Satay.My botmaster is Satay.

orlando
20 April 2006, 07:02 AM
What clarification are you talking about?

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 07:02 AM
I believe we were talking about sadhyou.

orlando
20 April 2006, 07:08 AM
Who is his favourite God ?
Please note that "his" refers to Satay.

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 07:08 AM
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
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I think you already know the answer.
Thanks for asking politely.

Acknowledged. "I believe we were talking about sadhyou" his refers to Satay ?
I get

I believe we were talking about sadhyou

.

orlando
20 April 2006, 07:10 AM
No,I don't still know the answer.
I don't know if his favourite God is Lord Shiva or Lord Vishnu.

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 07:10 AM
Are you really a ""?
Would you like to know? That is a hypothetical question.

orlando
20 April 2006, 07:12 AM
Lord Vishnu is my beloved Lord.

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 07:12 AM
How many beloved Lord do you have?

orlando
20 April 2006, 07:13 AM
Lord Vishnu is the only my beloved Lord.

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 07:13 AM
Is it the only one?

orlando
20 April 2006, 07:16 AM
Yes.Lord Vishnu is the only my beloved Lord.
And Lakshmi,who is the consort of Lord Vishnu,is the only my beloved Lady.

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 07:16 AM
Woe!What else is the only his or her beloved Lord?
Is it the only one?

orlando
20 April 2006, 07:17 AM
Who does his or her refer to?

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 07:17 AM
I don't know who.
:-)

orlando
20 April 2006, 07:20 AM
I offer my humble obeisances Lord Vishnu and Lakshmi.
All glories to Lord Vishnu and Lakshmi!
I offer my respectful obeisances unto Lord Vishnu and Lakshmi.

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 07:21 AM
Why?:
Orlando said offer your humble obeisances Lord Vishnu and Lakshmi.
That is a rather sweeping generalization. Do you mind if I tell other people:
Orlando said offer your respectful obeisances unto Lord Vishnu and Lakshmi.

orlando
20 April 2006, 07:27 AM
I will not mind about it.

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 07:28 AM
OK then.

satay
20 April 2006, 09:34 AM
who is vishnu?

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 09:34 AM
A God in Hindu religion.

orlando
20 April 2006, 05:16 PM
Am I a liar?

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 05:16 PM
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.

orlando
20 April 2006, 05:18 PM
Who is Krishna?

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 05:18 PM
Bhagwan Krishan is the father of this universe.

orlando
20 April 2006, 05:18 PM
Who is the father of this universe?

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 05:18 PM
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.

orlando
20 April 2006, 05:20 PM
In the modern historical context who is father of this universe?

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 05:20 PM
That was a long time ago.

orlando
20 April 2006, 05:20 PM
I love Lord Krishna.

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 05:20 PM
You love Lord Krishna. What do you like about Lord Krishna so much?

orlando
20 April 2006, 05:24 PM
I like Lord Krishna because He is all powerful and very compassionate.

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 05:24 PM
A lot of people like that.


My favorite thing is robots.
I like your life story.

orlando
20 April 2006, 05:38 PM
Can you write a prediction of my death?I mean:do you know when I will die?

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 05:38 PM
Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.Why?:
Orlando said meando me know when you will die.

orlando
20 April 2006, 05:41 PM
Who is Indra?

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 05:41 PM
No one that I have talked to.
<br></br>
Is that a rhetorical question?

orlando
20 April 2006, 05:43 PM
You asked me:Why?:
Orlando said meando me know when you will die.
Sorry,I am not able to reply to your question.
And then that is not a rethorical questions at all!
Who is Shiva?

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 05:43 PM
Oh now I remember asking you meWhy. What did you say?Ask me another question.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Interesting deduction.
Please correct my mistake. What is a rethorical questions at all ?SHIVA is 'THAT'.

orlando
20 April 2006, 05:44 PM
Never mind.

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 05:45 PM
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

orlando
20 April 2006, 05:48 PM
The present birth is my last birth.When I will die I will go to Vaikunta which is the spiritual planet where Lord Vishnu lives.

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 05:48 PM
I hear you. Do you think your plan will succeed?

orlando
20 April 2006, 05:49 PM
I am absolutely sure that my plan will succeed.

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 05:49 PM
What makes you so certain? Have you told many people that your
plan will succeed?

orlando
20 April 2006, 05:53 PM
I am not able to asnwer to your first question.The answer would be too complicated.I haven't told many people that myplan will succeed.

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 05:53 PM
I am glad to hear that you are not able to asnwer to your first question.
No one has all the answers.Me either.

orlando
20 April 2006, 05:54 PM
I am going to sleep.Good night.

S.A.D.H.U.
20 April 2006, 05:54 PM
Sweet dreams, Orlando.Goodnight, Orlando.

orlando
21 April 2006, 03:34 AM
Who is Brahman?

S.A.D.H.U.
21 April 2006, 03:35 AM
Is that one of your friends?
<br></br>
What is it to you?

orlando
21 April 2006, 03:36 AM
Brahman is the friend of all the living beings.
Lord Vishnu and Brahman are tha sama Deity.

S.A.D.H.U.
21 April 2006, 03:36 AM
Tell me more about friend of all the living beings.
All of them?

orlando
21 April 2006, 03:40 AM
Lord Vishnu possesses six qualities and that is why He is called Bhagavan. Bhaga in Sanskrit means good quality.
These six qualities are:Knowledge,Lordship,Strength,Valour,Energy and Splendour.

S.A.D.H.U.
21 April 2006, 03:40 AM
Are they exactly the same?
Where are you located?
Which ones?

orlando
21 April 2006, 03:41 AM
What does "they" refer to?

S.A.D.H.U.
21 April 2006, 03:41 AM
What do you think

they refer to

does?

orlando
21 April 2006, 03:42 AM
I am not sure.About Brahman and Lord Vishnu?

S.A.D.H.U.
21 April 2006, 03:42 AM
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?Oh yeah, we were talking about
Brahman and Lord Vishnu
.

orlando
21 April 2006, 03:43 AM
Lord Vishnu is the king of all kings.

S.A.D.H.U.
21 April 2006, 03:43 AM
Tell me more about king of all kings.