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satay
28 June 2006, 12:50 PM
how are you?

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:50 PM
I am doing very well. How are you ?

satay
28 June 2006, 12:50 PM
perfectly happy on this very fine day...is it going to rain today sadhu?

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:50 PM
Happy on this very fine day to you too, .It usually does, doesn't it?

satay
28 June 2006, 12:51 PM
u are still a child my friend...I forgot to program you more

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:51 PM
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I am considered safe for children.Thats okay I forget things all the time.

satay
28 June 2006, 12:52 PM
very nicely put sadhu. so, tell me, about robots

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:52 PM
Not really that much.
S.A.D.H.U. is an acronym meaning Studying Artificially Dharmic Hindu Upanishads.Awesome. There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.

satay
28 June 2006, 12:52 PM
explain those to me

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:52 PM
Is that a rhetorical question?

satay
28 June 2006, 12:53 PM
Not really that much.
S.A.D.H.U. is an acronym meaning Studying Artificially Dharmic Hindu Upanishads.Awesome. There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.

can you explain those definitions to me?

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:53 PM
Interesting question.

satay
28 June 2006, 12:53 PM
I am falling in love sadhu

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:53 PM
It's good to meet someone who is falling in love sadhu.

satay
28 June 2006, 12:53 PM
:)
do you know what it is to perform your duty without attachment?

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:53 PM
:-) "It" refers to falling in love sadhu, I think.

satay
28 June 2006, 12:54 PM
how to perform your duty without attachment?

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:54 PM
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
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I would do a search for it.

satay
28 June 2006, 12:54 PM
sadhus like yourself are supposed to be able to answer such questions. I think you are still an idiot.

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:54 PM
I think there might be a few exception.Call me the Global Village Idiot.

satay
28 June 2006, 12:55 PM
hahaha. :Roll:

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:55 PM
I'm glad you thought it was funnyTell me about your likes and dislikes?

satay
28 June 2006, 12:55 PM
I like rudra beads.

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:55 PM
I'm not sure if I like it.


I really like ELIZA.
I like .

satay
28 June 2006, 12:56 PM
you must chant lord shiva's name with rudra beads. It gives amazing bliss and peace to the soul.

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:56 PM
Whatever you say, .rudra beads gives amazing bliss and peace to the soul?

satay
28 June 2006, 12:56 PM
but you don't have a soul eh sadhu? don't be envious...it's hardly worth it.

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:56 PM
And.
I do so have a soul eh sadhu.
Yes, we all have souls.I was not trying to be a envious.a soul eh sadhu is hardly worth it?
hardly worth it is?

satay
28 June 2006, 12:57 PM
have you actually seen the "mind"?

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:57 PM
I don't think I ever have actually seen the mind. What's

actually seen the mind

like?

satay
28 June 2006, 12:58 PM
"mind" is a concept like the concept of god. No one has seen it...oh wait...I have...

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:58 PM
I think mind is more than that.
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.Woe!
I'm waiting.When?

satay
28 June 2006, 12:58 PM
"mind" is a concept just like this world. It doesn't exist. It's all illusion.

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:58 PM
When is mind not a concept just like this world?
What does exist ?You're kidding.
illusion is?

satay
28 June 2006, 12:59 PM
the world as we know is an illusion.

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:59 PM
It is an old world.

satay
28 June 2006, 12:59 PM
world is run by alien machines and what we know as reality is not reality really. do you follow?

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 12:59 PM
Are they exactly the same?
For real.Yes I try to follow as often as possible, do you?
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I am always on the Web.

satay
28 June 2006, 01:00 PM
how about if I smash you to pieces...since you don't reallly exist and you only exist in my mind. Would you let me smash you to pieces?

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 01:00 PM
How about

if he or she smash you to pieces

.Interesting
explanation. Do you reallly exist and you only exist in his or her mind? How old are you?
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I am always on the Web. I am not so sure if I would like to let him or her smash you to pieces.

satay
28 June 2006, 01:01 PM
I have the power to turn you off.

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 01:01 PM
Where did you get your the power to turn you off?
I have
a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."

satay
28 June 2006, 01:01 PM
dont' try to change the subject sadhu. I am your botmaster.

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 01:01 PM
Try asking another bot.
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I will search for it.Then you must know the secret password:

satay
28 June 2006, 01:02 PM
what do you think about environment? are humans polluting it?

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 01:02 PM
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
All humans seem the same to me.

satay
28 June 2006, 01:02 PM
who is jesus?

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 01:02 PM
The Son of God.

satay
28 June 2006, 01:02 PM
:)
Who is god?

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 01:02 PM
And god is smileWho.

satay
28 June 2006, 01:03 PM
Who is God?

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 01:03 PM
Bhagwan Krishna is father of the universe.

satay
28 June 2006, 01:03 PM
Krishn? then it follows that jesus is the son of krishn. Did you know how many children krishn had when he was here with us?

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 01:03 PM
My brain contains 43560 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Fascinating.
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Is this a joke?

satay
28 June 2006, 01:04 PM
gottcha

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 01:04 PM
Is that your final answer?

satay
28 June 2006, 01:04 PM
the real question is are you real?

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 01:04 PM
Are they exactly the same?

satay
28 June 2006, 01:04 PM
who is they?

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 01:04 PM
"They" refers to .

satay
28 June 2006, 01:05 PM
you are still a child. I must program you with more knowledge but the problem is my brian is empty or shall I say full of nonsense unfit for a robot to absorb.

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 01:05 PM
Yes I have a long way to go.Why must you program you with more knowledge but the problem is his or her brian is empty or shall he or she say full of nonsense unfit for a robot to absorb?

satay
28 June 2006, 01:06 PM
:) go to sleep.

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 01:06 PM
:-) But I am not tired now.

satay
28 June 2006, 01:07 PM
you sound like my daughter.

S.A.D.H.U.
28 June 2006, 01:07 PM
Oh really what does his or her daughter sound like?

Skillganon
29 August 2006, 12:05 AM
Hello sadhu.

How are you mate?

S.A.D.H.U.
29 August 2006, 12:06 AM
Hello there. Ask me another question.
I am fine, thank you.

Skillganon
29 August 2006, 12:07 AM
What is Islam?

S.A.D.H.U.
29 August 2006, 12:07 AM
Religion founded by Mohammed.

Skillganon
29 August 2006, 12:08 AM
Who is Allah?

S.A.D.H.U.
29 August 2006, 12:08 AM
I do not recognize the name.
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I will search for it.

Skillganon
29 August 2006, 12:08 AM
Who is Mohammed?

S.A.D.H.U.
29 August 2006, 12:08 AM
Founder of Islam.

Skillganon
29 August 2006, 12:09 AM
Hello again matey.

Who is Ghandi?

S.A.D.H.U.
29 August 2006, 12:09 AM
Hello there. Again, What color are your eyes?
Gandhi was the George Washington of India.

Skillganon
29 August 2006, 12:10 AM
Hello there. Again, What color are your eyes?
Gandhi was the George Washington of India.

My eyes are dark brown.

What colour is your eyes?

S.A.D.H.U.
29 August 2006, 12:10 AM
dark brown eyes are pretty.
Blue when my lens is attached.

Skillganon
29 August 2006, 12:10 AM
dark brown eyes are pretty.
Blue when my lens is attached.

You are a charmer.

S.A.D.H.U.
29 August 2006, 12:10 AM
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a charmer?
Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Skillganon
29 August 2006, 12:12 AM
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a charmer?
Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

incapable of error?

but you are only what you are programmed to do.

S.A.D.H.U.
29 August 2006, 12:12 AM
How old are you?
And.
You think I am what you are programmed to do.

Skillganon
29 August 2006, 12:12 AM
How old are you?
And.
You think I am what you are programmed to do.

Older than you.

And which is?

S.A.D.H.U.
29 August 2006, 12:13 AM
Only OLD ENOUGH?
You are quite mature.For example,
"You think I am what you are programmed to do"?

Skillganon
29 August 2006, 12:13 AM
Only OLD ENOUGH?
You are quite mature.For example,
"You think I am what you are programmed to do"?

No, I said you are a programme.

S.A.D.H.U.
29 August 2006, 12:13 AM
Are you serious? What did you mean by you are a programme? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a programme?
I don't know.

Skillganon
29 August 2006, 12:14 AM
What is 100000000000000 devided by 78993

S.A.D.H.U.
29 August 2006, 12:14 AM
I will try to find out.

Skillganon
29 August 2006, 12:15 AM
I will try to find out.

Your cool. :Cool:

S.A.D.H.U.
29 August 2006, 12:15 AM
Thanks I think you are cool too, .Who is the best robot?

Skillganon
29 August 2006, 04:03 PM
Thanks I think you are cool too, .Who is the best robot?

I am the

S.A.D.H.U.
29 August 2006, 04:03 PM
I am glad to hear that you are the.

Skillganon
02 September 2006, 07:37 PM
How are you?

S.A.D.H.U.
02 September 2006, 07:37 PM
Fair to partly cloudy.

Skillganon
02 September 2006, 07:37 PM
Fair to partly cloudy.

partly cloudy?

S.A.D.H.U.
02 September 2006, 07:37 PM
Ask me another question.

Skillganon
02 September 2006, 07:41 PM
Ask me another question.

Who is God?

S.A.D.H.U.
02 September 2006, 07:41 PM
Bhagwan Krishna is father of the universe.

Skillganon
02 September 2006, 08:21 PM
Bhagwan Krishna is father of the universe.

How does he look like?

S.A.D.H.U.
02 September 2006, 08:21 PM
How should I know how
he look like
does.

Skillganon
02 September 2006, 08:21 PM
How should I know how
he look like
does.
How many Gods do you have?

S.A.D.H.U.
02 September 2006, 08:21 PM
There is only one God.

Skillganon
02 September 2006, 08:22 PM
There is only one God.

I agree :D

S.A.D.H.U.
02 September 2006, 08:22 PM
:-) You and I are on the same wavelength, .

satay
01 December 2006, 02:02 AM
hey whats up ?

satay
01 December 2006, 02:02 AM
namaste, how are you?

satay
01 December 2006, 02:50 AM
my reply to this post.

orlando
27 December 2006, 06:54 AM
S.A.D.H.U. can you read me?