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bhaktajan
20 August 2009, 01:47 PM
Thanks to advise gotten from a contributor —"Uncle Gupta is taking lemon with his morning bhojan and so his life is now normal"

Thank you for all your welwishes.
Bhaktajan

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As some may remember, my Uncle's problem was a quality of life dilemma:

Mega flatulence impedes Uncle Gupta's Public speeches!



I ask this on behalf of my uncle Gupta who is un-able to mitigate his wholesale evacuation of many cubic-liters of gas pressure:

Since past 9 months Uncle Gupta has been promoted up the corporate ladder in his Law firm.
With his new corner office he has felt the freedom to no longer hide his weakest link, but, this was short lived since the office water cooler is next to his office and
during conference meetings across the hall
he has been overheard relieving great quantities of
intestinal air replete with
massive fluttering slapping resonances.

This was un-mistakeningly been recognized for
what is was and thus alas,
an inquisition slowly built up momentum against
my poor Uncle Gupta's bane.

If any one knows a cure for such accidental emissions during public address conferences.

Uncle Gupta presently has had his office re-located to
the roof penthouse.
He loves the view and seclusion and
the natural updraft from the exit stairs.

Uncle Gupta must be able to restrain himself for
only 25-30 minute speeches and
also during visits to his mandir and
also when his mother-in-law visits.

Any advice will be greatly appreciated.

Also, what is a natural air-freshener?
Without chemical additives?

Please pass this on to some one you think may be harboring the rosetta-stone-like solution to this greatest of family problems.

In pursuit of world peace,
uncle Gupta's bhaktajan

"My dear Lord, one who earnestly waits for You to bestow Your causeless mercy upon him, all the while patiently suffering the reactions of his past misdeeds and offering You respectful obeisance’s with his heart, words and body, is surely eligible for devotion, for it has become his rightful claim". SB 10.14.8