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saidevo
14 September 2006, 11:37 PM
Namaste,

Just sharing a mail from the Yahoo! Sanatana Dharma group.
Do they have such liberty to view their God, angels, saints and puranic people from a human perspective in Islam?



Namaste,

A small humour for the day :

NARAYANAN <savitha@pacific.net.sg> wrote:
From: "NARAYANAN" <savitha@pacific.net.sg>
To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;>
Subject: IT Roles in Heaven
Date: Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:59:38 +0800

To: Narayanan N2
Sent: Sunday, September 10, 2006
Subject: IT Roles in Heaven

Just for fun :)

*Roles in Heaven :*
-------------------

*Brahma *
Systems Installation

*Vishnu
* Systems Administration & Support

*Lakshmi *
Finance and Accounts consultant

*Saraswati*
Training and Knowledge Management

*Shiva*
DBA (Crash Specialist)

*Ganesh *
Quality Assuarance & Documentation

*Narada*
Data transfer

*Yama*
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

*Chitragupta*
IDP & Personal Records

*Apsaras*
Downloadable Viruses

*Devas*
Mainframe Programmers

*Surya*
Solaris Administrator

*Rakshasas *
In house Hackers

*Ravan *
Internet Explorer WWWF

*Kumbhakarnan *
Zombie Process

* Lakshman*
Support Software and Backup

*Hanuman *
Linux/s390

* Vaali*
MS Windows

*Sugreeva*
DOS

*Jatayu*
Firewall

*Dronacharya*
System Programmer

*Vishwamitra *
Sr. Manager Projects

*Shakuni*
Annual appraisal & Promotion

*Valmiki *
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

*Dharmaraj Yudhishthira*
ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

*Arjun
* Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

*Abhimanyu*
Trainee Programmer

*Draupadi *
Motivation & Team building

* Bhima*
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

*Duryodhana *
Microsoft product Written in VB

*Karna*
Contract programmer

*Dhrutarashtra*
Visual C++

*Gandhari*
Dreamweaver

*100 Kauravas
* Microsoft Service Packs and patches

OOOO---------OOOO