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    News Report - Women shot at supermarket

    Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

    Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

    The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

    Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

    The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Bush's fault.


    NO! I am not a Obama basher. I just thought this was too funny not to share with you all.


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    Re: News Report - Women shot at supermarket

    This is a funny joke, but not an actual news story.

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    Re: News Report - Women shot at supermarket

    Yeah, I heard that urban legend before Obama was even a household name :/

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    Re: News Report - Women shot at supermarket

    The Good Lord gave us Indians a sharp intellect to tackle complex Math/Science/Engineering problems and to excel in the field of medicine.
    We have been blessed with an unmatched philosophical thought too.
    However, one thing He did not give us is a sense of humor.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sahasranama View Post
    but not an actual news story.
    With a dry sense of humor, we are the only ones who would slice and dice and analyze a joke.
    Last edited by Believer; 31 August 2010 at 03:11 PM.

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